entitilitus kiiiiiilllllllssssssss


word up. i can pack the booze like ronnie dobbs."I'm just bakin for my momma"


"everything would be so much better if you just ate meat" ~every boy who has ever eaten dinner with me

ok, so alissa, craig, and i have found some pretty tight drinking games.
1. the double dare drinking game- pick a team- whoever's team fucks up has to drink. at the end of the game when there is one team- drink every time they get a flag
2. american gladiators drinking game-drink every time you see a mullet or a bowl cut!!!!!!
wait, why does he have so many nipples?

" i am a misanthrope"
"wait. are you really whatever that was, or did you just say that to use that word?" wwwoooooorrrrrrdddddddd


ok- so there once was a young man in the first grade who always wore sweatpants. he apparently was the craziest first grader ever. even when it was fucking hot. his mother never let him, unless it was over 100 degrees outside. she was a lune. his name was lenny parkins.one day, though, the temperature was about this temp and his mother let him where shorts. that was the happiest day of his life. he wore a smile of pure glee and freedom. lenny unfortunatly moved after the first grade. he later joined the circus . he was traveling with his band of circus folk when the bsu tipped over while crossing the state line. he died. true story. i never met leonard parkins, but i feel cosmically bonded to his spirit. this one is for you, lenny-

crazy Lenny Parkins
no shorts
no shorts
no service
sweatpants served as an eigth layer of skin
couldn't be a dentist
so he joined the circus
tipped over on the state line
oh!
my first grade wonder died on the state line

dude. i think pete n pete offically surpassed passions for my favorite show. dude, there was a randome guy in a bear costume in the episode about the job fair. "who wants to be a bus driver when you can be a bear" then big pete served "misquite"MEAT on the bus!!!!!!


yo.danny tamburelli attended erin's shoo. he said tht big pete introduced him to hallucenigenic mushrooms at the age of twelve. celebritites get the best drugs. boo hiss.


"breathe in, breathe out..."



god, i miss that show. tutor time kills my passions time :(
i am teresa, apparently. but gwen is plain as day and she and ethan neeeeed to be broken up. i dont think i am as mello dramatic as that hoe, though. my lip doesnt quiver that much, either