i can't be bothered

here are some things i can assure you are true-

sex is lame and overrated
fatigue feels as good as a burning groin
my nails need filing.
i'm too tired for my own good.
i ought to be fired
i wouldnt mind at all
i ought to be left alone
i would love that


pluh- you know when you wish for something so hard and suprisingly you get it but then its just this smelly distopia and you wish you never wished in the first place? yea, i guess be careful what you wished for but i thought my karma had some pieces of joy coming its way.


dude, so i went to a fucking bar last night and due to the awful displays of manhood there, my negative views on bars were reinforced. i had some crreept ass drunk dude touch me and call me beautifyl- i mean this isnt a had a bit too much to drink harmless udde, he follwed me around and shit. i had my guy pal wait outside of the bathroom for me i was so freaked.
so all you nice dudes can thank scumbags like that for defecating all over your good name.
but at least i went swimming.
in my undies!!!
YOUSA HOE!
yup.

piece