licking my teeth

jeudi, février 03, 2005

two bounces

little amusing things in the morning can keep me going all day with ease and giddiness.

sexample #1

eyes wearily open- i sigh, i snuff, i roll, i shift.close eyes. open eyes. wearily close, open-- this little tango continues for a good few minutes until Jesus himself gathers my full attention and concentration at one quick glance. Jesus, it's Jesus! He is climbing my window by using the string from the blinds as a pulley and manuevering himself up. i laugh. hysterically. lesley sees Him too. "the ascenscion" she calmly replies. apparently heaven is in my dorm room.

i myself did not strap action figure Jesus to my blindstring. chris did, but it was such a nice surprise, that i was happy all day. when was the last time jesus climbed your window?

sexample #2

this morning-
wake up at 7.30
snooze
up
gym
sweat
shower
wet
-now that we are on the same page--
lesley was still sleeping by the time i got out of the shower. it is now about 9 am, still relatively early by college standards. so i go out into the hallway to blowdry my hair and apply makeup as to not wake her.
blowdryer-vrooooooooommm---
my door opens.
stomp
stomp
is lesley grumpy?
continue
stomp, gallop, gallop
lesley is stomping up a storm back and forth down the hall.
and galloping
the girl is galloping
umm, what the fuck are you doing?
"scandanavian folkdancing"
uhmmmm...
she continues...
"two bounces, two bounces, step shuffle step, two bounces, two bounces, step shuffle step"
at 9 fucking am. she just woke up and started dancing. incredible. i LOVE that girl! how awesome is that!?

11 Comments:

Blogger Críostóir said...

"you'll dance to anything by the cosmonots..."

2:22 PM

 
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

yea! like the other ady (the teapot post), it was so weird, the same thing- i wasn't totally conscious or aware of what state of consciousness i was in.i woke up at 5.30 am (not a good idea for me) and i am like, fuck, this isn't new jersey. i kept falling asleep and waking up in different states and trains and when i on the rutgers bus, this kid was talking to me that i havent seen since summer that i totally forgot went here and i wasnt sure if i was sleeping, i don know the whole day was wild. especially when i had a science lab and all i was thinking was, wow, it smells like biology in here.

6:16 PM

 
Blogger Críostóir said...

Thats funny when im at work all i can think is man...smells like gynocology in here

9:32 AM

 
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

must be the woman who shaves shapes into her muff

11:20 AM

 
Blogger Críostóir said...

"i shaved a unicorn"

1:13 PM

 
Blogger Críostóir said...

ha, that reminds myself of something funny lauren said last night about one of her friends
"aparently shes too cool for me but..like i guess she forgets all the times i took her out while she was still playing with unicorns"

1:26 PM

 
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

she's too cool for lauren now cause she plays with unicorns with her boyfriend.

1:34 PM

 
Blogger Críostóir said...

no, she doesnt have a boyfriend...actualy i craked her virginity (eep)

1:53 PM

 
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

you got to ride her unicorn of lust all night long?

2:22 PM

 
Blogger Críostóir said...

No, she was done pretty quickly

3:40 PM

 
Blogger kalor the destructor said...

what a waste

9:11 PM

 

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