so that is what the other college kids are doin'

oh man, i was so college last night. no, that is not true.forgive me. i was so RUtgers last night.
it all began with the idea of an adventure- taking Pao out! Pao is this AMAZING girl from Tawain and this is her first year in America and she has never even tasted alcohol and she wouldn't let us take her out before and she would always go to her sister's at NYU every weekend so she finally allowed us (lauren, christina, christine lauren's friend, and i) to sexpose her to the dirty dirty filthy demoralizing carnage that is booze. seeing that i only had 8$ to my name, i decided to have a beer or 2 and then go. ummmm. i went out with a bunch of hot (independant!) ladies so needless to say i got a few free drinks.
so after already being drunk at the "o" we went to the knight club.
died as pao was doing the shopping cart.
also died when pao yelled at me for putting my jacket on and covering my breasts. "No, show them!"
it was pouring out, there were puddles, and i was drunk.did i take advantage? oh no. in the words of mr.david cross. "i RAPED that shit".

at the Knight club i was pulled aside by someone i had gone to highschool with. i don't like when this happens. hell, i hated running into chelsea rogers and wasnt even that bad. but this. this was tragic.there are only 2 people here that i knew from highschool that i would hide from here.dominica rindaldi and(shudders) Kyle Sexton. at least dominica would avoid me. kyle put his arms around me and asked, hey is your name michaela? red flag. anyone who doesn't know enough to call me Kala obviously isn't or never has been my friend. after i confirmed he addressed only my breasts (i guess i was asking for it an attractive college girl being wet in a tank top, i don't know, maury.) and i really didn't feel like getting into any of that "what have you been up to" garbage and i really wanted to punch him in the face cause no matter how much i squirmed out of his grasp, he managed to slither his serpentine arm over me again. i finally just punched his ego by cutting him off and giving him a high five and a piece out. that's rough when someone thinks they have you in the bag. god. just because this is the first time in your life you are going to acknowlege me doesn't mean i am compelled to stick your dick in my mouth.

so needless to say we busted the fuck out of there quickly (minus my new bff,ha), and went to kelly's. fucking awesome. by this time we were recieving free shots and i was sharing 2 or 3 pitchers of (nastyass) beer with mostly just one other girl and i already drank a few long island iced teas and a rum n coke. some total genius was amazing enough to put michael jackson the jukebox twice in a row. of course i start dancing (like a joyfull fool, the only way i know how to dance), and then these guys next to me challenged me to a danceoff. i broke out my robot. i totally served those fuckers. bar closed. they invited us to the hockey house that they no longer lived at and we went. drank some guiness (impressive beer considering it belonged to freshmen)
we went home although i don't really remember that part and pao got really sick ( i admidt i probablly should have been monitoring her 'stead of getting shitfaced). i went into the bathroom to pee, and when i came out, there was somethng under my jacket. i apparently grabbed my jacket and the whole bunch of sanitary napkin disposal bags. i was so confused, i just kept yelling,"WHY DID I STEAL THESE? WHERE DID THESE COME FROM!? THESE AREN'T MINE!" then lesley opened the door from all the way down the hall and i was so bewildered cause i didnt want her to see me like this and i fell on the ground laughing so hard. so by the time i got in it was 4.30 and i was out of my fucking mind.
i woke up to a really sweet e mail from my boo.i decided i should go to class anyway at 9.50 so i got dressed, sat on my bed to put my socks on and laid down "for a minute". i woke up an hour later with socks in my hand. i was hungover until 4 o clock in the afternoon. i was a mess. this sucks considering i was at work. i worked through it, and actually had a pretty good night at work, made some tips (this too is impressive since it is only a meal swipe and i serve college students).
i deleted the original drunk post because i was embarassed. i now regret it

PIECE out