"that looks like something that feel off of my dick in the war"

Grant Chris Grant and i saw SLiTHER the other night and i was blown away. go out and fucking see it. marvelous. that's what i want to see-zombies that fuck. although i wouldn't really call them zombies per se, kinda alien monster zombies. who love meat. not just human flesh. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffff. like myself. there were so many horror movies that it referenced/parodied/payed homage to. i really want to see it again. i also recommend popcorn dipped in nacho cheese. and chris's shoulder to lean in to.

OH. and i know that most of you won't get to see this treat, BUT there was a commercial before the movie which is classic- i almost enjoyed it more than the movie itself- there zoomed into a still framed photo of a young Spanish boy grinning until it hurt (you could almost see through the reflection cast by the camera's flash his mother gesturing at him to smile bigger . there was a caption that says "he has your smile". I was preparing for a "but you fucked it up by doing drugs ad" once the guitar slowly plucked Spanish music in the background (don't ask me why it focused so much on Spaniards) then the camera panned out and you saw that the little boy was grinning wildly because he was being carried on his father's back. before you could get any more confused about the direction it was heading:
Child Support:It's More Than Just Money! I laughed so fuckin' hard, i almost peed. to my delight, it played again right after itself.