vaginal gutter

so i was hanging with my good buddies matt and jeff last night sitting on there balcony in the rain. we were discussing how although there have been lots of parties and lots of pissing off their tenth floor balcony takes place that the three of us have never actually done it (wait, jeff may have)

i said that it was a little hard for me to do it without actually pissing on their balcony (matt rejected my "i will pour water down first so it drips off the side faster, then water again" idea) so we then had this BRILLIANT idea of concocting a contraption that would allow me to pee free over the balcony without spilling a drop on the balcony. i think matt wanted to call it the "vaginal gutter" system but i don't know how i feel about that.