Does THIS answer your question?

hmmm, i really don't know why i had the urge to put an image of a fork on my blog. perhaps it is because i subconsciously feel that they are underappreciated. fork, i don't know dear friend, but you made your way into my blog. i learned how to spoon fight today. perhaps that is why the fork is in my head. fork- spoon- eating utensil. we fought to the spoon's death. i lost. goodnight, spoon.
ugh, my flesh melted off of my face today, and landed in apuddle on the floor with a schop. i had to scoop it up with my hands before a child got the bright idea to slide around in it or lap it up for consumption.i patted it back on my skull, but oddly, the shape isn't right. for real, though, i think i sweat my face into a different shape today, it looks really odd.
yo, i know this is a little peculiar and borders on the nasy, but the weirdest thing about my job is that i see the weirdest feces. i see a lot of shit on a daily basis. for real, these kids don't know how to clean after themselves so i have to go in and flush all the toilest a few times a day. ok, so there was this one that was greyish with this opaque covering- like it was gift wrapped in cellophane or it was a tasty snack glad wrapped. it looked like a fetus, or a suasage or something. and it had splashes of blue and pink on the actualy crap. it was the ugliest piece of shit i have ever seen in my life, but it was so compelling. i must have stared at this thing for like 3 minutes, no joke. i mean, WHAT the HELL could this little girl have eaten to fetus like (S)esxcrement!? *** YAYAYAYAYA- i FINALLY found a way to work sexcrement into the mix without it being way off topic)
hmmmm, perhaps THIS is why the fork is on my blog. DIG IN. yummmmm
aww, my doggy's picture is in the newspaper. he is a babe.seriosuly, next time we party at ru or anywhere, the dog is coming, fo sho.
aight, hoes, im piecing. LOVE
- la la
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