thoroughly modern millard

today we celebrate the 13th pres of the united states of america



"In his rise from a log cabin to wealth and the White House, Millard Fillmore demonstrated that through methodical industry and some competence an uninspiring man could make the American dream come true." Look at this face! you call that uninspiring!? honey, this man inspires me to achieve unreasonable things. oh, milly.




aww, look how compassionate he is. he wants to make sure that all Americans arrive home on time to a wonderful dinner so they can be well-fed and content. that is a real leader



a mean man, a clean man, an animal lovin' not-so-lean man


a face polished and well oiled with determination as hard as stone.(i don't think smiles were invented, discovered, or physically possible yet at that time)


New from Globo-Chem! LICKABLE PRESIDENTS! show your appreciation of our founding fathers by putting their faces in your fat and dirty american mouth. perhaps you can use it to send a love letter to georgie dubbleya. God bless America. ha, two completly false and empty entities in one phrase. can't beat that.


thank you, millard, you really do make me smile