hey, so the bloggity blog is pissing me offity off. anyway- word up. hmmm, so work on friday was interesting. i won over the love of my kids, leaving miss debbie raginly jealous. well, you know my battlewound?(the scar on my right leg)- well, i was wearing capris on friday and all of my kids were asking how i got it my boo boo. so i told them i am a ninja, and that was a wound from my training. chinese star right in the shin. i left it there for months to show my bravery. i chopped off the head of the other ninja to get back at him, but i put it back on, because all ninjas are friends with each other.
when they asked me to show them some moves, i told them i couldnt or else that i would be fired from my ninja job if i revealed my moves to them. brandon wants to be a white ninja when he grows up- i informed him that white ninjas have mystic powers. i am a black costumed ninja with a purple sash since i was injured.
everything we did we did better than everyone else because we are ninjas. fuck y'all. ninja power.
anyway- dusties are invading my throat and preventing me to sing to my fullest sextent :( which reminds me)----

A vocab list to impress your momma with (she will think you are a clever beef eating boy)--
sexaberate
sexcercise
SEXORCISM
sexact(ly)
sexaggerate
sexamination
sexamen
sexam
SEXCITE
sexclaim
sexclusive
sexclude
sexample
SEXELLENT
sexcept
sexeptional
sexcess
sexceed
sexecutioner
sexcommunicate
sexcrement (haha, one of my fave's)
sexit
sexpansion
sexpectations
SEXPENSIVE
SEXPERIENCE
SEXPERT
sexpire
SEXPLAIN
SEXPLICIT
SEXPLOIT
sexplore
sexpose
sexponential
SEXPRESS
sextent
sextract
sextreme
SEXHIBITION
sexcrete
SEXOTIC
sexcuse(noun and verb)
sexegesis
sexemplify
sexemption
sexfoliate
sexhale
SEXHAUSTED
sexhort
sexistential
sexplanation
sexpertise
SEXPLODE
SEXPLORE
SEXPLORER
sexpose
sextemporaneous
sexterior
sextension
sexterminate
sextern
sextricate
SEXTROVERT
sextrude

yea, so that is what i do in my spare time. and practice. but you know you would be lost without me and the vocab list of sexually manipulated ex words, right?
so i made myself a smoothie the other day- black raspberry yogurt with bluberries, crushed ice, and a little oj. i thanked the divine PIE in the sky for it
ha. vernon's prom was the other day. it was also my neice's eight grade dance. i freaked out cause i would have gone to the prom if i were still going out with chris. kala in a frilly dress with hair and makeup and nails all done up. criiiiiiinnngggeeee. i am very very very glad i didnt have to do that again.

today you should download across the universe- done by any of these artists- david bowie- the beatles- fiona apple- so good, so good