not the pox

well well well. so i was at the j o b and i called my doctor to make an appointment so he can diagnose the lesions all over my limbs. they didnt have any openings until tomorrow so i was kicked out of work. woooorrrrd. i thought i would just lay around all day today but they wanted me to go to a walk in place and get diagnosed immediatly.

the guy (also known as a doctor) said i have bug bites. what the fuck? i didnt believe him for a second cause most of the things he said didnt really match his diagnosis. he said that usually bug bites itch and protrude the skin and whatnot,and bug bites don't fuckin spread by themselves-- but he guesses i am a rare case. or, doctor, perhaps they aren't bug bites at all.
it could be all the spiders living in my bathroom. they might crawl over to my bed and give me a kiss hello. but i am not sure why they would start now when i have been living there for months.although, in a karmic way, i guess it can make sense.i really have been mentioning spiders a lot. perhaps subconsiously i have known the whole time of my spider visits and spider kisses and my knowledge is trying to surface to my consciousness through the process of sublimation as simple things like pictures of them in my blogs or talk of spider rings or shanni crashing her car because of a spider.
but alas, it is now time for me to sweep their nests up.or suck their young into a vacuum
i really liked watching them walk around on my tile or run away in fright when i put my shower on. spiders are really delicate creatures. i would like to sit and drink tea wth one, i am sure they are fascinating. you know- they would be like those prudish rich old ladies who eat crumpets and knit all day but still manage to have amazingly interesting stories.

i still have to observe my "bites". i am really upset they are just bites. i would kill to have small pox. that way i can get into the new jersey herald. i can frown and hold a plastic dinosaur on my lap. oh, wait, wrong cover story. my picture would be of me laying around all maudlin and spotted and the article would have my name mispelled. hopefully the grammar in the headline at least would be correct,but that is just pure hope. most likely it would be " area girl has west nole virus"

anyway-
pie is peace piece