hey! remember my ninja pen? and alissa had alf hugging the ninja, how quaint.alissa is the novelty crane champion of the world. that ws the same night we saw the top of her car and had a front row seat to the viewing of the apocolypse. good times.

and there was an old woman who wore a thousand sorry frowns where her smile lines should be. she bled 6 unhappy souls and wore the burden of regret in slouched shoulders and knees that were two sizes too small.she kept her fists clenched always- pugnacious and stone cold-and one day realized, hey, my hands feel much better when they are free to let the wind kiss them. but alas, time melted with each dying planet and she began to weep because now she realized the world was not a lost shoe afterall. she had long ago thrown out its pair

...lost in a supermarket...


yo, remember the episode when there was a field trip and pinsky and buttnick or whatever faked sick and were all alone in the nurse's cabin and the broke into the ice cream freezer and feasted and bonded over a 500 piece puzzle? eya, that was tight

oh, this one is for miguelito-- "dude, i couldn't imagine even looking at her for long periods of time-she looks like something from aaahh real monsters. here she is!!! my favorite girl!kiss kiss, ya scanky wonder





here i go again on my owwwnnn. hahah! oh shit! posion, sebastian bach, bret michaels, and whitesnake are all playing (seperately) at a bar near kathy. shiiitt. i would have to pack like three pairs of sextra undies for those heartbreakers. ha

moooopp