bombs away

i'm gonna fuck spongebob... and sploodge in every one of his holes
i'm gonna fuck every hole of spongebob
no, i promise taht i won't
dude, i would like to make a correction to one of my blogs. i have stated that i have never once sexperienced an orgasm.... i have lied. i have had multiple orgasms- they came to me in the form of chocolate covered strawberries

dude, i should market that shit- CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES- like chewing on an orgasm- OR TASTE THE ORGASM- or like sex you caneat!!!!

muenoot noot

oh man, if you desert me, i will paint you as a mime and throw you in front of an orphanage. boo ya

piece
~la