dine n ditch

when your waitress is a bitch~DINE N DITCH


yo, so this weekend has spun itself out to be pretty hot. i got to chill with my hoes on friday. i came home and chilled with my daddy. gave my dog a bath. and last night i went to see jim norton do standup with moo moo, howi, jimmy and bobby.
jim norton was pretty funny. he is on the colin quinn show and opie and anthony. i wasnt too sure how funny he'd be cause i thought i heard him on opie and anthony and he was pretty mean. idont like mean comics.mean lunchladies, maybe, but not comics. but he turned out to be coo. he asked if there were any single woman in the crowd, and so like a fool i said "word!" (please note, there were only like 20 people there) and he is like, you are a very beautiful girl- have you been single long? ( i didnt want to say "practically a year"*blushes*)
i think i was the youngest kid there. i had no wristband of the drinker, alas, i had the stamp of youth. i really wanted some juice, but i was really embarrassed to order just plain cranberry- so this is what went down
"mr. smilie would is thirsty. how bout a plain o cranberry juice for the stamp?"

haha, so my clan got pretty toasted and then we went to a diner. the waitress was a fat vagina so i encouraged the drunkards to dine n ditch. really, the woman was that mean. i normally wouldn't do that- but she deserved it. and plus, i wanted to dine n ditchbefore i died. it was a really good sexperience



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