R.I.P Kala's tolerance

oh,man, i cant believe i didnt tell you about the other weekend- i almost died, or at least was at the brink of becoming brain dead, i swear to pie. man, i can drink a lot for a little girl, and you know it. it wasnt the alcohol so much as the... well, nevermind. a gentle friend of mine said,"well, that's what you get for acting tough" fuck y'all, im tougher than most.

oh,man, a peanut butter and honey sandwich would be divine right now.

im inspired to feast!
piece, y'all