wait, did something eventful happen last night?

bluh, what a lameass new year. so somehow my body let some dirty germs sneak in my body- and these aren't just any germs. these germs were bio warfare germs- my throat went insanley delirious- my throat wants to rise up and and kill the rest of my body(must be the germs of conquistadors). while this battle for internal victory went on i was left basically immobile on the couch drinking cranberry juice (vodka free, now you know i am sick) and watching marathons on the tv. this probably was the most tv i have watched in like 10 months. while i did catch some degrassi, arrested development, iron chef and adult swim, the lulling colours duled my brain to rest and i crept downstairs to sleep in my cement vagina before the ball dropped. lame
oh man, i forgot to say that my dog totally loved hanging out with us. he especially enjoyed his trip in the car. my mom said " he must have really had fun cause he slept all night and all of monday too" HAAAA. awwwwww, i LOVE my baby!
the year of the pirate... arrrrrrgggggggg


sittin on the shoulder of a bearded motley man
he tells me what to say
and i say what i can

he's a grizzley dirty smelly twit
he say "polly want a cracka?"
i say "polly don't want shit

cept you to be plank walkin'
plank walkin'... "

the plank is 30 feet so start walkin a mile
sharks sucking your peg leg
will only make me smile

(ok, i need to wait til i hang with thomo to write more)
and perhaps there will be more songs.
we are developing "kill kala"" should be hot