horrorscope


i am trying this out- something new, so be nice and embrace your little novice.
i am only gonna dish this out to the people i know, cause this is hard work, so let me know your sign if you are interested, or if i put you in the wrong sign, correct me.

this is your horoscope starting from today until i change it----

ARIES-(mARCH 21-April 20 ) JOEY

There are many life changes happening to you, Aries.Embrace the tides of change, my boy, but be aware that every ebb effects the sedemntary rock and elements beneath the surface. Try some introspection in this time of oppression

TAURUS (April 21-May 21) JOE PICC
As a Taurus, you are attracted to the physical elements of things (such as food, sex, sports) to bring you pleasure, but i am about to advise something bizarre and new for you, Taurus-- pleasure from within, so dim the lights, sprinkle some rose petals about, take a deep breath, strip yourself of inhibitions and restrictions, open the legs of your senses wide and enjoy some spiritual masturbation

GEMINI (May 22-June 21) JANEL

You are about to lap up the taste of one of your finest hobbies- travel. see the world, think in different perspectives. i see fortune for you in the week to come, and something on your face will reoccur often--a smile.

LEO (July 23rd- August 23rd)

your love of admiration has gotten you deeply involved with relationships you may not want to be invlolved in right now. know that you will be admired for the bold choices you make. remember to let go and let down easy.

VIRGO (Aug 23rd-Sept 22nd )SHANNON

You are about to kick some worldy ass

SCORPIO (oct 23rd-noce 21) ERIN
there is an itching for novelty and sexperince scratching at your skin, scorp. be patient and you will be rewarded with sexcessive bliss and intellectual fervor.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) LAUREN,TURI (two seperate readings, respectively)
finances are nothing to worry about right now. there are big things headed your way- revolutionaryily big things. watch out for ones that may potentially kick your ass.

The Earth-centered Universe of Aristotle and Ptolemy held sway on Western thinking for almost 2000 years. Then, in the 16th century the heliocentric idea was proposed by the Polish astronomer Nicolai Copernicus. What i am trying to say is that scientists believed that the beings and planets and microcosms were either revolving around the earth or the sun. No scientist or religious freak has ever proposed the world to revolve around a certain Sagittarius, so stop being ego-centric. dictatorship will never earn you respect.

CAPRICORN (dec 22nd- Jan 19)KEVIN, MICHAELA
now is the time to shed some false outer layers of your self, cap and get back to your good ol self. ps, the world of acadamia is finally ready for you and your total babeness.

DON'T FEEL LIKE CONTINUING CAUSE THIS IS HARD WORK-- LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!!! did i save the day!?