who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?



this is cookie jarivs. he is one of the nation's best competitive eaters. aparently abc news considers competitive eating one of america's newest sports. that is pretty disgusting. unfortunately, i didnt have the oppurtunity to videotape the national hotdog eating contest. (haha, turi).

that is pretty weak that our govenor is ashamed of being gay. it would have made more sense if christine todd whitman came out, i mean, god, her middle name is todd. if only she paved the way for homosexual politics.

the movie garden state is pretty hot.
(who here just saw some tittties? raise your hands if you saw some titties tonight. so just calm the fuck down) good flick

so we met a haitian friend. ok, so in our quest to find a freaskhow, we stumbled upon this awkwardly tiny woman with a size two shoe. beyond dwarfism. i was a little ashamed that i spent a dollar just to look at her but i was caught up in the awkward moment frozen in time. we just stared at her and her oversized couch wondering what to do. we read that her name was leila and she was 26 and barely spoke english. i was not sure what was to be said in a moment of tiny waves and excessice hello's. we were about to give her a blooming onion but we realized she wasn't the world's tiniest bum. erin and i then depressed ourselves even more by asking ourseves where carnies sleep and what they eat (surely they are sick of cotton candy) and where the hell would they spend there money if they are always on the road? one extra obnoxious carnie tried to sneak his intrusive little fingers into our bag of cotton candy. nice try, wise guy.

ok, girls, you know when you have too pee and sometimes it makes you feel sexy? i mean, i hope that is right and its not just me.

i really thought this post was a lot bigger than it really is. it took me a long time to get to this point. i need anpther beer. oh no, its only 10. 30 . oh,kala, you lush