licking my teethwon't you be my neighbor?
Dear occupants of room 316 (my darling little neighbors)
I just want to thank you so much! i woke up to shrilled screams and the door slamming at 4 am in the morning. startled, and thinking something dreadful happened, i asked myself if i should wake up and be a good neighbor and see if you were in trouble. i was answered soon after by your wild peels of laughter. were you in trouble? no, you were just having a good ol college time with your gilfriends screaming and playfully arguing and locking each other out of the room. at 4 am on a fucking schoolnight.
the reason why i wanted to thank you so much is that i thoroughly enjoy being disturbed in my sleep. continuous sleep is way overrated, right? and being courteous is cliche. i mean, who would be consciencious of others when you could be selfish bitches? unable to fall asleep for another hour, i was overjoyed when i had to wake up at 8 for. you guys are the fucking best! i hope you had a great time.
the truth has been told by ~kalor the destructor~ at 11:54 AM
3 Comments:
Dear Miss Michaela,
We too believe that common courtesy is an outdated social construction that is deeply rooted in sexism and an outdated paranoid desire to be liked by others.
We are glad that you appreciated our drunken orgy as much as we did and hope you will continue to be a passive recipient of our obnoxious brain quaking giggling for months to come. If you get nothing done this semester the satisfaction of completing our goal will be reward enough.
Sincerely,
Occupants (et al.)
2:10 PM
let's staple their mouths shut and plug their ears with donkey dung.
9:47 AM
Aww, poor girl, too bad you couldnt get sleep..Being down at the end of the hall is kinda cool, its quiet and i get to see who comes and goes hehe
lauren
9:48 PM
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