milk and honey (and meat)


slinging meat around here i go here i go for hours and hours mmmm, meatsweat smells lovely in the evening when the ice melts underneath the pans and the salami is no longer cold, i have oil beneath my gloves, oregano between my nails, and a three inch stench of warm deli meat soaked through every layer of skin and saturated my blood and my pores, too, so i even sweat meatsweat what a vicious carnivorous cycle, where did my vegetarianism go again? so i come home every monday and my hands reek for days so i talk to my honey and he (after being totally awesome and saying seriously, "mm, that sounds really good" as a response to my kala meat hands description) suggests rubbing pennies all over my hands to soak up the stench. i never told anyone this before,but pennystench is one of my worst fears of a stench to stink like. well, maybe not, but pennies smell raaannkk. i dont know if the logic is is that copper has mystical powers since it is an element from mars or because the stank of pennies far outweighs the stank of meat ("it would be easier to wash off that way") but i sucked in a breath of regret i tried it. so my hands briefly smelled like meat and money and i just came home from work (so apparently i work at a strip club, ohhhh!!) i dont even know if the trick worked, but it was the best advice i ever recieved about anything ever. pennies. pennies! i am so glad there is finally a use for pennies once again.*sigh*


blluuuggggkkk!!! is anyone the least bit as repulsed as i am by milk!? maybe it is early, maybe it is always, but oh my god, i just can't handle milk being slurped and gulped. i guess cause milk just souns so heavy in the mouth. i didnt even drink it, my roomate did, and i seriously had to put my earphones on cause i was about to vomit, i aint gonna lie.ewwww. and it isnt even real milk, its that kind you can keep in your closet for weeks before you refrigerate it. what the FUCK!? that is wrong! people are wrong wrong! people are wroonggg wroongg. hahaha. jk, i love my roomate, i just wanted to throw that song in there to release it from my head. but still, i hate the sound of milk when one drinks it, i hate the concept of milk, i hate the way it tastes (unless i am drinking a very trivial amount with brownies pasta or chocolate) milk products are ok,just no milk. please don't drink it in front of me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

LAUREN

(she doesnt post anymore, but still, gotta represent.) i got all sorts of confused cause i thought yesterday was the eighth. oh man. that means that in ONE month and ONE day, a certain hot rockin' babe will turn 22 what what!?