hotpants

hmmm, so this evening was a little strange as i went to victoria's secret to spend a shitload of pretend money with my gift cards and tried on sexy lingerie in front of my 17 year old neice. i don't know which is stranger, the fact that i allowed her to choose my lingerie or the fact that my neice is 17 and my sister is old enough to be my mother. ah, well, raised in sussex. i can always live with the laziers if i need to be comforted about my strange familial situation.

i really can't wait to bust out of the tangible oppression that is vernon and go back and kick some ass at school.or at least sleep in my bed with my fluffy down blankies and have a more direct route to long island.

dude, i think i need to party more or at least fuck shit up- i got a lousy 3.375 and i have no battlewounds or good "i was soooo wasted" stories to show for it. it only happened out of pure laziness. if you are gonna do shitty in school, you might as well fuck shit up or drink your brains numb so you can't think on a final. man, these jocks had it right the whole time...

i got a lot to learn.