licking my teeth

dimanche, mai 01, 2005

friday night sexpensive but tasty cheesecake
refused to let my siblings set me up with men,
even if they know where westerville, ohio is.
sat i felt like the farm and horse show moved down to my back yard.
best lemonade i ever had, it was frozen and had rinds and seeds in it,
was so good with bacardi limon
chilled with bobby, pete, dan, and paul
"they pump up to brittany, i pump up to whitney"
drunk off of my face
2.50 li iced teas (yea, had at least 6)
cell phone + kala + drunk dial to chris= hilarity. i confessed my love for him.
like he doesn't know.
then a college bar
at this point i had no idea what was going on.
i kept falling into bobby and saying "they got me too drunk"
i can never refuse a drink, i'm sorry
offended some bitch by grinding with her. can't anyone take a joke?
had a fat michaela (cheesesteak,french fries, and ketchup on a roll).
crashed an apartment party.
a great time was had by all, but especially, by paul.


got back to my room at about 4.30. without my key.
i crashed on the couch in the lounge that stunk like an attic.
it was right next to the hallway door, woke up everytime someone passed through.
drooled deluges of spit. so confused when i woke up in a large n frosty puddle
tried to sober up.
took a shower (kinda, had no soap or towel. i fell asleep in there i think)
paid 5 dollars to get back into my room
slept like a bitch
had some terrific alcohol influenced dreams
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everyone loves to love you when you're far away yes i just quoted better than ezra. i really like that song "at the stars" so suck it.