licking my teethso listen...
i just woke up and i'm grumpy as hell
i mosey to the bathroom and i check myself out in the mirror-
my hair is big and voluptuous-
the makeup i didnt bother washing off last night all dripped to the far corners of the almonds that are my eyes
and my grumpy lips were all pouty and i am like damn
the idea of being a pornstar never appealed to me...
until now.
the truth has been told by ~kalor the destructor~ at 9:45 AM
3 Comments:
haha! ever play the porn star name game? okay, let's see...first pet's name and mother's maiden name - i would be "selena bauer." hm, that's just not porny enough...especially since the porn name generator << http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php
>> gave me "nicky tittles."
8:06 PM
Taz McGrath based on your rules- it might work if it were Tad McGrath and i was a male.
Miss JIggler by the other, thats ok, i guess.
what the fuck kind of name is nicky tittles?
i would call you "one fine piece of fine"
1:23 PM
if we're going by first pet than i would be "Alfie Mcgrath" of Muffie Mc Grath. Fav pet than Penny McGrath or Misty Mcgrath. the Mc GRath has to go. but porn scares me so i dont need a name.
1:06 PM
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