a lousy joke



this isn't funny. i didn't want to know. ok, it's really funny. but i still didn't want to know.
miss cleo, the fraudulent jailbird, is just an actress from Seatle.
fuckin a. just reveal the trapdoor, pull back the curtain, show the fake pair of legs sticking from the box, why don't you. man, i know the Tooth Fairy isn't real, but i don't need to know her nails are yellowed from nicotine and she works part time at a truckstop diner slipping her number under pie to any man that shows her a good toothless smile.

but they say miss cleo knows the truth
oh, cleo, you don't know the truth if you can't live the truth.
haha, jk, i wish there were more cleos in the world. i love astrology. don't really fit the description of a capricorn, though,because i am not a rigid assertive serious and future-oriented realist fuckface.but whateves.

call meh now!