the OED blows my load

Did you know that the OED recently added "wussy" and "party animal"? ha. i can't believe "d'oh!" got in there before wussy. soon, by the power of my mind, i will sneak the term "wuss-ass" in there for all to learn and use.

please forgive me tonight. my mind is pretty static- no frame of reference for my thoughts to revert back to. must be that hot case of avian flu i picked up that is causing all of this mental disarray.

my wounds are weeping
my tongue is sleeping
i'm wearing myself a T-shirt that says
"i time travelled to the Middle Ages and all i got was this lousy Plague."

^ that is my poem for you. hey, i should really make that a t-shirt.

and then i will wear that hotass shirt to my Dev of Europe class where my professor will instantly crush on me and do me up. i dont know what is with me. but again i have a crush on one of my professors. it's like slavomir all over again. but this dude is in his 50's but like Slavy, he has an accent (british) and he is incredibly, insanely brillant. sigh. He slightly resembles Matthew Broderick. rowl. ok, i will shut up my libeto now.

on tonight's agenda is coffee, horror movies, and books. hopefully i will be reading these books and not ignoring them as i drink coffee and watch horror movies.

in other news- yesterday i woke up sucking a little more.

this weekend i will rock out, make out, and cake out. (it's a birthday weekend!)