my thoughts while driving tonight-

these deer surround the road like germs- they are everywhere. ubiquitous as my worries. worries are getting me down, alas. perhaps i can beat them off with every spanish insult ever created, but wait, i know about 10 words of spanish. and that makes me worry even more. my worries are getting heavier than my sweat. my sweat is creating an 8th layer of skin- it is that uncomfortable. sure, i may be uncomfortable without my skin, but the thought of seven layers makes me hotter.

eeeekkkkkk- smile, grin, nod, punch, squueeaallll. oh, no, not again!!!!(the estrogen levels are surging, my friends, i am becoming a craaazyy girl. ewwww, please, help me not be ridiculous)