oh, man- the world is my beef stick. mu zunch.
so, my show is over, and out of pure boredom i poked around in my pocket- found that i have some spare change, not so much space, and sextra time on my hands.
week of solitude was much appreciated. the fact that alcohol replaced 89% of my blood isnt appreciated- YET. man,o man. listen- i am not even sorry to those people who witnessed me having an emotional breakdown- i needed it and it felt good and now i dont have so much shit on my mind. but here is some sagley advice that you prob already know- never drink or do any sort of drug when there is some thought of importance ( no matter what the magnetitude ) quivering ever so slightly in the dark and dusty attic of your mind cause it will break out of the abyss with a nightmarish force and fuck you up big time.
you guys rock and i love you all to bits.


so let your eyes feast themselves on this tasty new name for my non sexistent band- "Of Pirates"
mainly, i chose the name so i can be like, hey i am kala, and this is my band of pirates. WOOORRRDDD
our first album is gonna be titled- "a little pain neva hurt nobdoy" get it? cause pian hurts. oh, jeez, i am basking in my wet dreams of cleverness

" i thought it was 'when a body catch a body coming through the rye'...Anyway, i kept picturing all of these little kids playing these games in a big field of rye and all.Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around- nobody big, i mean-except me. And i am standing on the edge of some crazy cliff.What i have to do, i have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff- i mean if they're running and they don't look where they are going i have to come out from somewhere and catch them. that's all i'd do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. i know it's crazy, but tis the only thing i'd really want to be. i know its crazy." i finally have the time to finish that book
tonight i am going to respond to all of the thoughtful scriblets in mae wrote to me (i say scriblets because her note was scrawled out on tiny scraps of paper material.) i love the in mae, she is coola shell. perhaps i meant cool as hell, but coel ashell is guckin tight.

cr*egg bought me a milkshake using amanda's rent money. that was cool. thanks for the meatshake, amanda! ha, i am not a bitch, i paid her back. btu she did provide the financial component to what made a really nice break on friday. but now it is monday so i should think of things present and things to come. like the first time i will make it with your mom

there is a glorious PIE just waiting for its consumption on my table, and OH will it be consumed tonight- yeee haww. i think perhaps eating pie is the way i get out my sexual urges. any thoughts, freud?
dude, i have decided with the help of a witty friend that the dent in my skull is my g spot. seeexxyy
man, i loved being a temporary member of the skull crackers. i joined the ranks of many presidents and hot shots and phonies just to crack some skulls.
"i cracked 45 skulls this weekend, most of them were my own"- lauren
dude, i miss lauren already! we watched the bodyguard and boozed, and i slept with a plastic penguin i named ojo. ojo- that is a killer name for a randy plastic penguin. and i fell in love with the meanie that i thought hated me but really didnt. but he is gay and is lauren's fiancee and takes care of her rel good. his name is eric and he is mexican. he should move to california to be a roller blading, short short wearing boardwalk cop. he is the shit.
eric- i dont like "coloured music"
kala- hey eric- you are singing along to whitney houston
hahah
"i would like a bagel with extra butter in the hole"

so i hate using the word word. i use it too much. it is like a bloody fucking hayfever and i have gone delirious.
delirious, i say.

well, i got to go create shit. not to sound pretenscious or anything, but i havent had time to let my mind bleed its thoughts for a while, so now i must have a non sexual orgy with paper and pen and paint and fecal matter and any free material or natural resource or fossil fuel i cant get my mits on. mits. now that i am a pirate, i cant stand for shit like that. i should tear out my own teeth for that shitty comment.
booo ya.
PIECE