fixin to die

oh my goodness, how on Pie's flaky crust did i get this sick? my throat is quite swollen, and i can't even swallow water. i think i'd rather give birth through my iris than push water down my sore throat. and bits of food that i forced myself to eat have left their deposits at the back of my tongue because i was unable to swallow them :( now i have a lump at the back of my tongue where they have collected and congregated.
ok, i am finished bitching about my throat's attempt at suicide
on the bright side--- 5 days until i a legal boozehound! let's just hope i don't die before then. this fucking sucks cause i was talking to someone about that. he said all he could think of the week before his 21st birthday is taht he hopes he doesnt die. and now i am porbably gonna cause i have a germ infestation going on in my throat. nnooooooooooooooo.
anyway, i cant even think about drinking right now. ouch
piece