ok, so after years of being a frivolous man-hater, i think i may tuck my misandry under a rug (right above the trap door leading to the cellar where all of my erotic sex devices are located) and accept the self-loving penis carrying member of society. this is what i am looking for, maury...

my true love
my soul mate
my best friend
someone who truely understands me
someone with a good head on his shoulders
someone with a decent head on his shoulders
someone with a brain at all?
a philanthropist
a Jesus-lover
a momma's boy
a sissy
someone i can physically abuse
a social miscreant
a linguist
a cowboy
a good piece of ass
a pair of gyrating legs
a dildo and a good dose of passions

oh, what the hell is the use?