there are plenty of fish in the sea



shanni was giving me the ol plenty of fish talk.
well, fuck you fish. i don't need yo stinkin sea.
daner was giving me the become a lipstick lesbian talk. not a dyke, for my boobs are too big and i don't like softball. that would be cool if it didn't appeal to every boy i had ever spoken to in my life. (i don't know how many times i got the- become a lesbian that would be totally hot- routine)

anyway. i have become aware of the fact that i complain much too much. i 'pologize to everyone who has to witness my shitty complaints.
so here is a pearl of optimism- i will feel better by friday and i will booze like nobodys business!!!!!!
oh man- i am on steroids and i totally want burly man hair to grow on my chest! how awesome would that be!!!!????? that would be my ultimate dream! i would be able to touch man boobs whenever the hell i wanted to!!!!! yiiippppieeeeee and i would totally have to show them off to everyone, of course.
8 GEESE A LAYIN.
does anyone have any good suggestions on an interesting buh zook i could read? i am getting sick of looking at the books on my shelf
ok,my loves. kiss kiss, i will see you in friday, i hope.

ps, kc and erin- i hope you are having a grand o time in italy. miss you girls- kiiiissss