pen pal

i've sunk to new levels to suade my friends to read my blog. to get my bud joe to read this, i have agreed to mention him in my blog. although i have before, i decided i am gonna go through this hardcore and dedicate a whole post to this bossy aussi.

joseph Piccirillo was my best friend in seventh grade.i would throw my still frozen fries at his way too big "i swear i can fit into adult sized shirts now" nirvana tee to avoid witnessing the dreadful ostrasizing stares of the not so freindly peers occuping lunchroom B with us. we had a whole fold up should be a picnic table table all to ourselves. the red headed hare-lipped freak and the only black girl in vernon were absolutley not permitted to sit with the common folk.so like the two fat "bacne" infested geeks on a grade c afterschool special, we bonded marvelousy and sought company in empathetic loneliness.


his red lunchlady hair made me deliciously happy because it was so big and so mane like. i would never call him lion or anything like that because somehow lion reminded him of rabbit and rabbit reminded him of hare and that reminded him of his horribly disfigured lip.

the hare lip
it really was gross and freaky. as much as i adored the kid, i would never kiss him because i was convinced his enlarged lip contained a violent dose of herpes. i dont know, i was in seventh grade.

i never did get to see what became of the dude in high school, cause his daddy (some kind of naturalist or researcher, i don't know, but he smoked a lot of weed and watched animals) got an awesome job in australia. we write to each other all the time but he won't read my blog.
so, there you go, little digireedoo, i love you.

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or that could be a big fat lie.
joe is younger than i, we met when i was in 10 grade, he is an italian american. he goes to nyu now. hmm, we did eat together but not on a foldout should be a picnic table cafeteria table, though.
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this is what he looks like



someone is pinching his rump




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