to all the cynics in the house


JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZ. a response to the last post-- yes, ok, i wrote it! i agree the writing and logistics are poor, but i wrote it/cut and pasted in like 10 minutes, and i wanted some Enquirer elements to it- i wanted everyone to know about unicorns but i didn't want them to know the whole truth. ok, so it wasn't discovered in blovia next to a homonid, it was discovered by myself underneath a frisbee golf basket BEHIND MY DORM, i just don't want Rutgers to take all the stupid credit for it. but i KNOW it's a unicorn, i know it- i can feel the magic spewing off of it's worn horn, and it's much smaller than a normal horse.


"i was in deep, i mean deep man."

haha aww. chris c said the weirdest thing to me ever. "you and me are like dorothy and stan in 40 years." oh, bea arthur.


OH! holla to hide n seek in cabaret theatre IN THE DARK. freaky as hell. and awesome. my seeking tactic was to swing a pillow around so i didn't get creeped out if i touched someone. i also had a great hiding tactic, but i didn't use it, but i wanted to be naked when i was hiding just to give the person who found me a sweet little surprise.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY,BOBBY! word to my brotha. wooordd.
My name is Cupid Valentino,
the modern day cupid.
I just want to say one thing.

and now, some outkast
Happy Valentine's Day!
Every day the 14th!
I don't think ya'll heard me?
I just wanna say Happy Valentine's Day!
Every day the 14th!
Can ya'll dig that?

Now when arrows don't penetrate,
Cupid grabs the pistol,
He shoots straight for your heart,
And he won't miss you.
That's alright ya'll won't believe in me anyway but,

Ya won't believe in me but you would fancy leprechauns or ground hogs,
No thank you, Easter Bunny!
There's all this talk about Santa Claus, but see love will rule supreme.

Happy Valentine's Day!
Every day the 14th!
When cupid knocks at your door,
You can't ignore me (there's no need to run)
Happy Valentine's Day!
Every day the 14th!
If you know what love means
Somebody tell me.

Ya won't believe in me but you would fancy leprechauns or ground hogs,
No thank you, Easter Bunny!
There's so much fuss about Santa Claus,
But see cupid will not be defeated.

Happy Valentine's Day!
Every day the 14th!
Now I know your hearts have grown cold, and that bothers me.
Now I understand 'cause I used to be a bad boy in my day.
I know your tryin' to protect your lil' feelings,
But you can't run away. (Uh oh)

Ya won't believe in me but you would fancy,
Hey don't you suppose to be some kind of player or somethin'...
Bunny!!
Well keep on runnin', player cause I got my good shoes on
And I got 'em tied up tight, so your gon' find out tonight.

Happy Valentine
fuck that Valentine
fuck that Valentine's Day
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the only cool thing about today being valentine's day is that i played the pete n pete episode i downloaded last night not knowing what episode i was downloading and it just so happens to be the valentine's day episode. hooray for chocolate and coincidences.