notes to self-

do not ever again get so drunk you're still hungover at 5.32 pm the next night.

do not ever again vomit an apple unless it is sauce. chunks suck.

do not allow your beerpong partner to make a bet involving you and your boobies without your knowledge.

do not ever again lose at beerpong. perhaps get lessons from chris?

devise a plan to get david bowie to sleep with you (and chris)

develop and master your telekinetic powers so that you can easily move Douglass campus into Chris's backyard.

that's it for now, self. keep kick some ass, you are pretty cool. and pretty.