i have assigned you action figures for this week's horoscope. so read,enjoy, learn,then drag your ass up to the attic and play with some dusty plastic friends.


ARIES-(mARCH 21-April 20 ) JOEY

RAPHAEL.
you are pretty pugnacious this week, aries. remember there are mountains worth fighting for and enemies worth mounting so choose your battles and enemies wisely.

TAURUS (April 21-May 21) JOE PICC

with GLIDING ACTION...
yea man, there are some biblical-sized forces kissing your feet this week, taurus. invoke them and you have the power to lead and aide those around you.
GEMINI (May 22-June 21) JANEL


fun and playfullness are in your cards for your sex life this week. you will learn new tricks from your partner while keeping things inoocent and fun. so ride that pink pony to sexual heaven.

LEO (July 23rd- August 23rd)KATHY,KC

not saying you are being a BEEF snaker this week, but you will find yourself being sneakier than usual- deciding how you feel either keep your vulpine tendancies in check or steal,lie, cheat like crazy

VIRGO (Aug 23rd-Sept 22nd )SHANNON
(Buddy Jesus)
you are going to help out a friend a lot soon. you will an angel disguised as a mortal friend.good job

SCORPIO (oct 23rd-noce 21) ERIN


put on those shades, malibu barbie- the future is looking bright.you will come across some sextra cash- don't feel ashamed to use a little on yourself,but save so you can move into this---


(or if you really wanted to live there you can live in my old one for free)

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) LAUREN,TURI

Lauren is the aqua man in the left, Turi is the ninja on the right.
having trouble reading your cards.(one of you isnt neing very saggy latley)
but, hey, you look cute together
CAPRICORN (dec 22nd- Jan 19)KEVIN, MICHAELA

aquaman is one of the most under rated superheros ever drawn, caps. but keep in mind he still kicks ass and saves the world. you may not get much credit for the endevors this week, cap,(don't be frustrated when the supermans and batmans steal your thunder-they need the attention) but,like aquateen you are still adored(ha, mostly by gays, though)

everyone else

you will be thrown in the garbage and no one will play with you